Category: gaming

Virtual currency

In a supermarket seeing that wall of cards. Virtual currency. E-bucks, V-bucks, whatever. Digital credits for virtual games.

What a con.

Not only do they get your money when you buy the game, they also make you pay to live in the game world. In the real world you are also paying for the machine to run the game, and the electricity to power it. I wonder if people have actually calculated how much it actually costs them to play a game.

Me. I didn’t like to spend money on something I can’t touch. I like to hold a game cartridge or disc. I like to get something you can hold for my coin. I’m old school I guess. Kids today think it’s nothing to spend their money on virtual currency then spend it all on new clothes and accessories for their avatar while they wear old clothes in the real world.

I watch an old lady point at the wall of cards asking her daughter which one to get for her grandson. He plays Fortnite mother, she replies. The lady looks back at the cards none the wiser.

Kingpin

I have old game discs lying around. I even have a few floppies, albeit they are rarely used thanks to emulators, and my last floppy drive having developed the click of death. I keep only the games that I enjoy, and continue to do so. Ones with a journey, a campaign, a linear storyline with entertaining gameplay.

Games with titles such as Kingpin, Cadaver, Max Payne, Half Life, and the more recent The Last of Us, and Uncharted. All offering virtual escapism for hours on end. With well trodden familiar territory. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve completed Kingpin. Yet despite the aging graphics, it still entertains me. Occasionally It’ll replay Doom, Quake, Duke Nukem, and other 90s FPS titles, but Kingpin remains my favourite.

I’ve played mods and have my favourites, especially for Max Payne. New Dawn leads by far. I know the levels inside-out. Some games I’ve played so many times that I’ve gone way beyond a hundred percent completion, beyond easter eggs, and testing boundaries, to testing how the games handle the unexpected. Most stand the test of time. My hats off to their QAs.

I’ve dipped back into point and click revisiting Monkey Island, the Amazon Queen, Enchantia, and Kyrandia. Said hi to Simon, Larry, Sam and Max. Dropped in on top-down with the early GTA and very early Commando. And I’ve emulated the Valhalla Classics. Yet I keep coming back to my well-worn Kingpin disc. I’ve replayed this at least once every decade, if not more. Maybe every half-decade. I keep coming back to it. The forgotten classic.

What games have stood the test of time with you? 

Video arcades

I came across a video arcade the other day. I didn’t realise they still existed. I figured everyone just played video games at home now with their game consoles and computers. This one felt fresh, like it hasn’t existed for long. The games and graphics looked recent. I didn’t recognise any of the titles.

I wandered around looking at the peripherals. VR googles, mounted weapons and weapons connected by cable, steering wheels, and seats. Flashing lights and glossy logos begging for your coins. At least the gold ones. Electricity isn’t cheap these days.

I didn’t play any. I have a console and computer at home that will last longer than a life tied to a coin credit. No one else was playing them either. The few patrons were either at the penny pusher or fruit machine ends of the arcade.

I glanced around again remembering the arcades of my youth. Galaga, Space Invaders, and later Operation Wolf and Timecop. Thanks for the memories but I’ll stick with my games console.

Upscaled nostalgia

It’s weird how we remember computer games from our childhood being better than they actually were. I recently started playing with emulators and played a few of my favourite games from my bygone years such as Attic Attack and Turbo Esprit on the ZX Spectrum, Alien Breed and Dreamweb on the Commodore Amiga, and the first Tomb Raider and Fear Effect on the original Playstation. The graphics of each game was very blocky and the sound effects and music wasn’t as smooth as I recall. It’s almost as if my memory was upscaling the graphics and sound quality. A kind of upscaled nostalgia!

Broken Sword

Occasionally while out walking or passing through high streets I catch brief snippets of conversation. Nothing interesting. Walking by a couple in their 60’s I hear the man say the words “Broken Sword”. I pause, trying to work out if I heard that right and what the context could possibly be.

They continue walking away from me clearly having a conversation about classic point and click graphic adventure games. Cool. Nostalgia triggered from an unlikely source.

As I continue on my walk I thought more on this and realised that we all age and the gamers of yesteryear are now well over 40, like yours truly. I’ve seen people in their 50s sporting Zelda T-shirts, others carrying Atari and SEGA bags. One lady had a Psygnosis T-shirt. Remember them?

So why should I be surprised to hear someone talking about Broken Sword? Anyone can be a gamer in this day and age.

End credits

Sat in the cinema at the end of a movie. Or is it? In a bid to get viewers to actually look at the end credits, film makers started to put bonus material right at the end, and sometimes during the credits. Out of FOMO, a Fear Of Missing Out, viewers remain in their seats long after the movie has ended in the hope of seeing additional content, maybe a hint at a sequel or plot twist.

This time we are all rewarded and A Minecraft Movie delivers a bonus few seconds. I’m not a Minecraft player though so my kids explain it. Worth waiting ten minutes of my life for? Probably not.

An app for Ronin

An app for Ronin

The last company I worked for offered all employees a health benefits package that came with an app. By completing physical and mental exercises each day recorded by the app, you could earn coins and those coins could be turned into vouchers at retailers such as Amazon and John Lewis, essentially gamifying physical and mental fitness.

When you left the company the app still worked but the coins were not worth as much. Still, the offer of free money, however little, in return for activity remained alluring despite many of my colleagues that also left uninstalling the app.

Those of us that kept on using it were added to a public leaderboard, consisting of hundreds of individuals that had formerly worked at other companies. All of us are now Ronin, masterless, completing the activities partly out of habit, and partly for the free money.

When working for my last employer I was always in the top 5 on the company leaderboard but against many many more people I struggled to stay in the top 20, yet the challenge that represented only made me more determined. The more activities I completed the more coin I raked in.

Until it all came to an abrupt end. After ten months of no longer being attached to a company the app announced that my coins could no longer be traded for vouchers unless I joined another participating employer. I could still play without reward, and out of nothing but sheer habit I continued for a few more weeks until an app update resulted in my login details being requested, and as the email address belonged to my former employer I was true Ronin: on my own.

LAN parties of old

About twenty years ago I started attending LAN parties with a bunch of mates. Over the years we would use these LAN parties as an excuse to catch-up, play some games, eat pizza, and drink beer.

Twenty years later and we are still doing it. Still playing the same old games (running in compatibility mode), still eating pizza and drinking beer.

Should it feel strange at our age? No! You are never too old to reminisce over a retro game or two with friends.

Emulators

I love emulators.

They allow me to take a nostalgic trip back in time running software and playing games from yesteryear without leaving the comfort of my current desktop. I can load up WinUAE for example and delve back into my Amiga days playing forgotten classics such as Cadaver, Dreamweb, or Alien Breed. Or fire up Directory Opus and play around with the Amiga OS.

In most cases I don’t even need to run an emulator on my OS as there are plenty of websites that will do that for you. Catering to the retro scene you can play just about any game on a myriad of bygone computer hardware or gaming consoles.

Maybe you are in the pub talking to your mates discussing the video games you played in your youth. You could pull up a YouTube video to show what it looked like, or you could fire up the game via emulation and actually play the game yourself in real time. The power of the internet!

I do love emulators!

Now for a quick game of Galaga..

Graphics adventure nostalgia

I grew up in the 80s and 90s, the era of the point-and-click graphics adventure games. Games like The Curse of Monkey Island, Broken Sword, Universe, and Dreamweb.

I have a large tome on my shelf dedicated to the graphics and storylines of these games. Simon the Sorcerer, Beneath a Steel Sky, and The Legend of Kyrandia to name but a few. I spent many hours of my youth immersed in the worlds conjured up by these games. Sailing the seven seas, exploring foreign lands, looking for treasure, saving fair maidens from dragons, or just hanging out in bars talking to the drunken natives in the hope of eliciting a clue in order to make further progress in my adventure.

People say that when they dream they can’t recall if it was in colour or black-and-white. When I dream I can recall not only the colour but the resolution! I recall many a happy hour spent exploring the world of Valhalla and the Lord of Infinity to many calls of “It’s a skull!”, or “It’s just a book”.

I’ve explored many a low-resolution pixelated world in my day. Minecraft players don’t know what they are missing!

So long and thanks for all the 8 and 16-bit memories!